24 Hour Fitness

I go on average about 5 days a week to 24 hour and I would like to give you my reflections of some of the regulars........

There is a tall frat cat type with barbed wire tats on both biceps who is the store manager

There is a lady whose deltoids are so defined they look like a raised turtle shell (not attractive---she also smells like a musk deer and when she works out on the elliptical she does an exaggerted herky jerky motion that looks like she is having an epileptic seizure.

There is a hairy italian guy with a brillo fro that works out on the stair climber while leaning his head on the display like he is asleep...all the while there is so much sweat coming off him it looks like he has a hose attached to his armpits

There is an old couple who wait until they have their treadmills side by side (how cute) she always wears the same workout shirt which is red and has a bull on the back of it

There is a lady about the age of 55 or 60 who wears dark glasses and does some sort of weird tai chi in the middle of the floor creeping everyone out.

That's about it for now kids......Gym regulars can be colorful can't they?