Saturday, February 28, 2009

I didn't need OxyContin to lose weight!!!


Holy Snickeys everybody! Did you see Rush Limbaugh today accepting his "award" from the John Birch society or whatever it was? He is freakin Fat!!! and I mean Morbidly Obese, I estimate at least 335 LBs maybe more with a BMI of 45 (if he is 6 feet tall and in fact 335 lbs, a 'conservative' estimate....this is dangerously and disgustingly obese folks. He was waddling around the stage, sweating like a pig. He has a metal implant in the side of his skull like the Borg which I normally wouldn't make fun of but is a result of him gobbling down a hundred OxyContin tabs a day!

So Rush loses almost 200 pounds in about 99 or 2000 totally due to Oxycontin use, takes so much Oxycontin that he loses his hearing, has to get a metal implant in his head, then balloons back up like a hippo after he stops his drug use. I wouldn't be suprised if Fatso dies of a massive Heart Attack this year or dies from lung cancer due to his chronic cigar use.....

Here is a man who has been divorced three times, eats like a maniac pig, gobbles illegal drugs while talking about how much of a loser Kurt Cobain was, smokes incessantly, and guaranteed he is doing hookers for 10 grand a pop down at EIB southern command. He does all of this while daily preaching self control while sitting on his reinforced "Atilla the Hun Chair"

Arch Conservatives, this is your hero!! Why??

3 comments:

Serenity NOW said...

It's called the Conservative Political Action Committee, NOT the John Birch Society!

love ya, Susan

dole2obama said...

I love it that Susan only had disagreement with you on this post!

Serenity NOW said...

Matt: What more did you want me to say? Love ya