Tagged in the you know what

As all men know...even though we are much stronger and bigger than our partner sex, we have an extreme vulnerability....you see we basically have what amounts to a bowel hanging out of us that when hit or even grazed wrong, can incapacitate us. 

Which leads me to tonight at "La Salsa" with Kevin...I'm standing in back of him and before he said he wanted a kids quesadilla...but as we get to the cashier lady to order, here's how it went down....Me..."Hi, I'll take a grilled chicken burrito, and a....."  I never got the rest out, because Kevin at this point wheels around excitedly to tell me that he now wants a burrito instead too, but as he does this his elbow makes solid contact with my left testicle.  I let out a moan and double over in front of everybody, taking slow solid breaths....the girl had a look of concern and humor on her face.....I said through waves of pain,  "wow if you had a camera you could send that in to America's funniest home videos"

BTW...Tasha and I finally signed the loan docs on our 30 yr fixed today